Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 513
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!
I testify that today is monday
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that i have eaten breakfast, then after ~30 minutes i went to the toilet and has a sh1tload, later i had a cup of coffee with apple/peach pie and now i am sitting in front of my laptop and posting random nonsense in order to make a living from mbopooints.
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Israel
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 558
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend roeish from somewhere in the mediteranian writing to you, wishing best of health to each and everyone of you.
I testify that I have enough mobpoints but don't want to cash them just yet
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly roeish, somewhere in the mediterania
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 2135
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Skpmorita, writing to you, wishing a good day to each and everyone of you.
i testify i am watching the walking dead
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Skpmorita, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 80 (M)
Posts: 3700
Hello all the wonderfull mobbers out there, this is your friend the french Canadian from the beautifull Province of Quebec, wish a good day to each and every one.
I testify that yesterday was good for me.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte.
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify that I'm just testifying to get another 10 mobpoints.. big secret huh... now really... besides for winning 10 mobpoints I also testify that I'm too tired today to come up with a better excuse for testifying. So I'll testify that and testify that after I'll take some rest.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that I a game tonight, where the top 20 won a lovely prize, I hit and burst on the bubble with AA v J9o................ Wtf............. I really hate it when things like that happen, but hey....that's poker.... The game we love and hate in perhaps equal portions.
iTestify that after I read about pochui's toilet and bathroom and gastroenterology situation I am already feelin' better about my food and digest. Everything is better with Nutella, even my steak is. Prove it otherwise. Pro tip: you can't.
Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 8946
I'd like to testify that Steve Jobs was born in San Francisco, California, on February 24, 1955, to two University of Wisconsin graduate students who gave him up for adoption. Smart but directionless, Jobs experimented with different pursuits before starting Apple Computers with Steve Wozniak in 1976. Apple's revolutionary products, which include the iPod, iPhone and iPad, are now seen as dictating the evolution of modern technology. He died in 2011, following a long battle with pancreatic cancer. In the early 1990s, Jobs met Laurene Powell at Stanford business school, where Powell was an MBA student. They married on March 18, 1991, and lived together in Palo Alto, California, with their three children.
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 80 (M)
Posts: 3700
Hello all the wonderfull mobbers out there, this is your friend the french Canadian from the beautifull Province of Quebec, wish a good day to each and every one.
I testify that i am mad.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that i have high doubts about fresh fish being better with nutella, unless of course the ultimate goal is to visit his majesty- The Toilet several times a day. i also have doubts about combination of two browns- sh1t with nutella... not tried it, but somehow not very keen on doing it in the future.
Joined: Sep '13
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1564
iTestify
Rusty-crowned babbler The rusty-crowned babbler (Sterrhoptilus capitalis) is a species of bird in the Zosteropidae family. It is endemic to the Philippines.
Its natural habitat is subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests.
The white-eyes are small passerine birds native to tropical, subtropical and temperate Sub-Saharan Africa, southern and eastern Asia, and Australasia.
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Israel
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 558
ello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend roeish from somewhere in the mediteranian writing to you, wishing best of health to each and everyone of you.
Today I testify on behalf of my friends
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly roeish, somewhere in the mediterania
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that ol' 'Whitebread' won the The Daytona 500.....! : )
< Whitebread is Tony Stewart's snarky nickname for Joey Logano....lol...
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 2135
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Skpmorita, writing to you, wishing a good day to each and everyone of you.
i testify that today is the worst
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Skpmorita, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 1703
Hello all wonderfull mobsters out there this is your fellow mobster from Portugaj wishing you all the best of luck
I testify that : tonight is champions lesgue Man. City vs Barcelona a Titans Clash
It´s trully a pleasure to be part of such a great community and a real honor to share this amazing poker forum the best in the web with you all my fellow mobsters
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 2135
Posted by av1966: Hello all wonderfull mobsters out there this is your fellow mobster from Portugaj wishing you all the best of luck
I testify that : tonight is champions lesgue Man. City vs Barcelona a Titans Clash
It's trully a pleasure to be part of such a great community and a real honor to share this amazing poker forum the best in the web with you all my fellow mobsters
Don't forget to be happy and enjoy life
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Skpmorita, writing to you, wishing a good day to each and everyone of you.
i testify that it is indeed great match , i am sporting Barca in this one
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Skpmorita, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that while I am watching the Man City v Barcelona game on delay TV, with 30 mins left to go, Barcelona are making football look really easy and making Man City look really average. Good game with excellent skills on show.
iTestify that Nutella is going to be the everlasting powersource of the food industry which will stand through the trial of time long after the alien invasion begin to start shaping it's form. Nutella - the brown glue which sticks families together in hard times.
Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 8946
I can testify Comedian Chelsea Joy Handler was born on February 25, 1975, in Livingston, New York. The youngest of six children, Handler felt that she sometimes got lost in the crowd growing up. She thought her Mormon homemaker mother, Sylvia, and Jewish car salesman father, Melvin, were caring but flaky. Handler explained to Los Angeles magazine that "I was always quizzing my parents: 'Do you know where the school is?'" Even as a youngster, Handler showed her talent for wisecracks.
With her first book, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005), made her way on to the best-sellers list. She chronicled a number of her real-life sexual exploits in the book, which amused and sometimes stunned readers. The following year, she debuted her own series, The Chelsea Handler Show. Handler poked fun at celebrities as well as herself in the show's skits and sketches.
Handler dated Ted Harbert, the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, from 2006 to 2010. Since their split, she has been romantically linked to businessman Andre Balazs and rapper 50 Cent.