Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify that I managed to build up a little roll from $0,04 cents to almost $3 I also testify that with my poker "know how" I'll surely blow it up in some tournament and then get pissed about it and finally build it up for my next shot again.. I testify that poker gods only love me when I'm broke ( somehow I always play better/ have more luck when I'm running on fumes). Maybe one day I'll hit a major score, till then its only micro stakes for me..
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 66 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that Jihad has come to town,...beep beep......!!!
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (M)
Posts: 4758
G'day mates
I testify that ...
On Saturday I will be playing in two satellites to try and win my way into the Red Spade Open. The PStars tournament would be a great win for me this year I would love to win first place and collect a couple bounty's along the way. Hey if I am gonna dream I might as well dream big
Wishing you all the best. good luck at the tables mates. be cool
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that kidneys are bean-shaped organs that serve several essential regulatory roles in vertebrate animals. They remove excess organic molecules (e.g., glucose) from the blood, and it is by this action that their best-known function is performed: the removal of waste products of metabolism (e.g., urea, though 90% of this is reabsorbed along the nephron.)
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Tunisia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 664
I testify that I'm sick
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 2135
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend skpmorita , somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that iam tilting now b/c i cant win anything in poker Sad
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly skpmorita, somewhere near the sea
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Tunisia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 664
I testify that it's all about how strong your mental is
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 61 (M)
Posts: 5719
I TESTIFY that I really feel like just going to bed and sleeping from now until tomorrow morning, when I will get up and still feel as tired as I do now. I think I am coming down with a cold or flu or something not too dissimilar so maybe I will.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 66 (M)
Posts: 6036
Posted by damosk: I TESTIFY that I really feel like just going to bed and sleeping from now until tomorrow morning, when I will get up and still feel as tired as I do now. I think I am coming down with a cold or flu or something not too dissimilar so maybe I will.
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that Ebola has come to town,...beep beep......!!!
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 3211
No testifien today....but will some i would like some freeeeeeee points please. Thank you bank roll mob
------------ Come to find out my post wasnt long enough to get points so im gonna have to ramble on for a few momentos about nothing to warn them doesnt it drive you nits when someone makes a complete para-fucking-graph without usong a single perion (.)
------------ I apologize for all my spelling errors its hard using the little key board on my cell phone. Surly this post must habe earned me some points now
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that Republic of Suriname is a country on the northeastern Atlantic coast of South America. It is bordered by French Guiana to the east, Guyana to the west and Brazil to the south. Suriname was colonized by the English and the Dutch in the 17th century. In 1667 it was captured by the Dutch, who governed Suriname as Dutch Guiana until 1954.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 2135
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend skpmorita , somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that iam tilting now b/c i cant win anything in poker
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly skpmorita, somewhere near the sea
Joined: Oct '11
Location: Sweden
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 1411
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend erru9107 , somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that my return to poker has been a good one with nothing but winning days so far!
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly erru9107, somewhere near the sea.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 61 (M)
Posts: 5719
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by damosk: I TESTIFY that I really feel like just going to bed and sleeping from now until tomorrow morning, when I will get up and still feel as tired as I do now. I think I am coming down with a cold or flu or something not too dissimilar so maybe I will.
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that Ebola has come to town,...beep beep......!!!
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Thanks for your concern demo........ Just to reassure you, I am not bleeding either internally (I hope) or externally, so am fairly confident it's not Ebola, but if it is, I will be the first to let you know on the complete bullsh1t pages.
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 3211
No testifien today....but will some i would like some freeeeeeee points please. Thank you bank roll mob
------------ Come to find out my post wasnt long enough to get points so im gonna have to ramble on for a few momentos about nothing to warn them doesnt it drive you nits when someone makes a complete para-fucking-graph without usong a single perion (.)
------------ I apologize for all my spelling errors its hard using the little key board on my cell phone. Surly this post must have enough characters to get some points
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 66 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that they've painted the Fire Truck PINK!!!
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 513
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!
I testify that today is a good day
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Tunisia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 664
I testify that tomorrow is the election day
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify that I'm running to be elected the King of Play Money in pokerstars.. Never had a better run in my poker "career" as I'm having one there now...
I testify that from those $1000 you have to start with, i've built it up to some hopping $500k in a little over a week!! If only it was real money
