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I testify that the night that has just about passed by has been the wildest and windiest night that in my nearly 50 long years of being on this earth (God! Am I really nearly 50?) that I can ever recall.... However, I can also testify that I am very fortunate not to be one of the many that are flooded by the Great Flood of 2014.
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Good morning fellow Mobsters. It s a beautifully sunny Sunday morning here in England and it feels great to be alive.
I TESTIFY that I have been a mobster for three years. I hadn't realised I had been with you guys for so long but it is a pleasure to be part of such a great community.
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Did u know that.....
"Testify" is a single by rap metal band Rage Against the Machine off their third studio album The Battle of Los Angeles??? The cover of the single was taken from the 1968 Olympics Black Power Salute. The song's lyrics notably make reference to George Orwell's novel 1984 through use of "The Party" slogan "Who controls the past (now), controls the future. Who controls the present (now), controls the past." The song is a playable track on Rock Band 2.
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Posted by damosk: I testify that the night that has just about passed by has been the wildest and windiest night that in my nearly 50 long years of being on this earth (God! Am I really nearly 50?) that I can ever recall.... However, I can also testify that I am very fortunate not to be one of the many that are flooded by the Great Flood of 2014.
Take care all who are!
Hey damosk,.... I had the TV news on yesterday while playing poker.... They mentioned a HUGE 35 ft in diameter and 20 ft deep sink hole appeared in the town of Hemel Hempstead.... (or Hamel Hampstead, ...not sure of the spelling)...
...anyhow,... when I was a little boy of about 6 yrs old,...my family lived in that town in England. My Grandma lived in a place called Berkhampstead or something like that nearby...
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TESTIFY UGH!
The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty please fill me Mister anchor assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing I need you my witness To dress this up so bloodless To numb me and purge me now Of thoughts of blaming you Yes the car is our wheelchair My witness your coughing Oily silence mocks the legless Ones who travel now in coffins On the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside our door Now testify
Now testify It's right outside our door Now testify Yes testify It's right outside our door
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Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by demodawggy: ... Hey uno.....do you guys get Conan in Russia....? I love Conan,....watch every night,...along with Leno, Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert...!
Do you guys get Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert over there....?
No, we don't get them on russian tv, some people watch their show in the internet or via satellite tv. On russian TV we have Ivan Urgant and some other facetious guys. But I watch tv not often, and when I do I prefer to watch cartoons.
I will Google Ivan Urgant and see what he's all about...
I HIGHLY recommend you look up The Colbert Report,....and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,...both political comedy/satire shows...
Search for:
ColbertNation.com Click on 'Full Episodes' near top of the page
TheDailyShow.com Click on 'Full Episodes' there also...
We have those two shows in Serbia on Comedy central
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tes·ti·fy [tes-tuh-fahy]
verb (used without object), tes·ti·fied, tes·ti·fy·ing.
1.to bear witness; give or afford evidence. 2.Law. to give testimony under oath or solemn affirmation, usually in court. 3.to make solemn declaration. verb (used with object), tes·ti·fied, tes·ti·fy·ing. 4.to bear witness to; affirm as fact or truth; attest. 5.to give or afford evidence of in any manner. 6.Law. to state or declare under oath or affirmation, usually in court. 7.to declare, profess, or acknowledge openly.
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I testify that I am extremely frustrated (nah....... P!$$ed off ). With the people who I work with either being continually crap or moaning about not wanting to do things in better ways despite the benefits being open for all to see just cos they don't want to change.
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Posted by Plexo: TESTIFY UGH!
The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty please fill me Mister anchor assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing I need you my witness To dress this up so bloodless To numb me and purge me now Of thoughts of blaming you Yes the car is our wheelchair My witness your coughing Oily silence mocks the legless Ones who travel now in coffins On the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside our door Now testify
Now testify It's right outside our door Now testify Yes testify It's right outside our door
2nd part
With precision you feed me My witness I'm hungry Your temple it calms me So I can carry on My slaving sweating the skin right off my bones On a bed of fire I'm choking on the smoke that fills my home The wrecking ball rushing Witness your blushing The pipeline is gushing While here we lie in tombs While on the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside your door Now testify Yeah testify It's right outside our door Now testify Now testify It's right outside our door
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I TESTIFY, (that unless someone else is doing one at this very same moment in time and beats me to the post button) that this post is the 100th post in the 'I Testify' thread!
Do I win a prize? A prize would be nice....... But if there is no prize (and in reality I know there is no prize) the satisfaction of knowing I made the 100th testification is enough for me! I testify that too!
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I testify its been days since my last iTestify post.
So, i testify News is the communication of selected information on current events. It is shared in various ways: among individuals and small groups (such as by word of mouth or newsletters); with wider audiences.
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I testify that....
The FIFA World Cup, often simply the World Cup, is an international association football competition contested by the senior men's national teams of the members of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body. The championship has been awarded every four years since the inaugural tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946 when it was not held because of the Second World War. The current champions are Spain, who won the 2010 tournament in South Africa.
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i testify that testifying in order to receive a daily influx of 10 mobpoints makes one a true mobbit and therefore is an activity that should be taught to just born children, rabbits and raccoons. no need to say sth like: "i testify that i support your idea pochui", i already know that you do just testify (probably a new slogan for nike)
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Posted by Plexo:
Posted by Plexo: TESTIFY UGH!
The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty please fill me Mister anchor assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing I need you my witness To dress this up so bloodless To numb me and purge me now Of thoughts of blaming you Yes the car is our wheelchair My witness your coughing Oily silence mocks the legless Ones who travel now in coffins On the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside our door Now testify
Now testify It's right outside our door Now testify Yes testify It's right outside our door
2nd part
With precision you feed me My witness I'm hungry Your temple it calms me So I can carry on My slaving sweating the skin right off my bones On a bed of fire I'm choking on the smoke that fills my home The wrecking ball rushing Witness your blushing The pipeline is gushing While here we lie in tombs While on the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside your door Now testify Yeah testify It's right outside our door Now testify Now testify It's right outside our door
and finally
Mass graves for the pump and the price is set Mass graves for the pump and the price is set Mass graves for the pump and the price is set Mass graves for the pump and the price is set
Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now controls the past Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now?
Now testify Testify It's right outside our door Now testify Testify It's right outside our door
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Posted by pochui: i testify that testifying in order to receive a daily influx of 10 mobpoints makes one a true mobbit and therefore is an activity that should be taught to just born children, rabbits and raccoons. no need to say sth like: "i testify that i support your idea pochui", i already know that you do just testify (probably a new slogan for nike)
No really "i testify that i support your idea pochui."
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i testify that:
1. money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on your bicycle. 2. forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. 3. help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again. 4. many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. alcohol doesn't solve problems, but neither does milk...
#69 it's impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian
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iTestify
Betty and Barney Hill were an American couple who claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials in a rural portion of New Hampshire on September 19–20, 1961.
I also testify (as in, iTestify)
The Hills lived in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Barney (1922–1969) was employed by the U.S. Postal Service, while Betty (1919–2004) was a social worker. Active in a Unitarian congregation, the Hills were also members of the NAACP and community leaders, and Barney sat on a local board of the U.S. Civil Rights Commission.
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Posted by bowie1984: NFL Media's Albert Breer reported Tuesday that the salary cap is expected to climb north of the $130 million figure bandied about last week and well above the previously projected $126.3 million for 2014, according to union sources.
Final details are still being hammered out, but this year's salary cap is expected to surpass $131 million.
We think immediately of Carolina general manager Dave Gettleman, who repeatedly at the combine called the Panthers a "cap-strapped" club with minimal wiggle room to re-sign its own players, much less anyone else's.
"We don't have a choice," Gettleman said, bemoaning the cap's slow growth. "What hasn't happened yet is the agents and the players don't understand that the money isn't there the way it used to be."
At least a little more of that money will be available to Gettleman and other financially challenged general managers in 2014.
i testify that bowie should have started his last post with I TESTIFY
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I testify that probably the testify thread is the most testifying thread in the BRM,
I wonder whether testifying often will result in more thing beings testified by testifyers. Also I testify that testiying is not as easy as before, and that I still like more the bullsh1t thread than testiying here, although when I tetsify on the Bullsh1t thread or I write bullsh1t in this testify thread I feel a much better testified person.
I would like to become the testifying act an olympic game, but I know it will not be easy because golf seems to be first.
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