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  21-Apr-15, 19:31   #5721
  0 
thefly131 
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 1437
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend thefly from Belgium, somewhere near Holland writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone of you.

nice weather today



I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly thefly, somewhere in Belgium

     
  21-Apr-15, 21:06   #5722
  0 
av1966 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 1693
Hello all the wonderfull mobsters out there this is your friend and fellow mobster from Portugal wishing you the best luck at the poker tables and at life in general

The top teams got through at Champions League :Barcelona and Bayern Big Smile Big Smile

I am very happy to be part of such great sommunity and it´s a real pleasure and a true honor to share this amazing poker forum with you my fellow mobsters

     
  21-Apr-15, 21:13   #5723
  0 
damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 5598
Hello all the wonderfull mobsters out there this is your friend DamoSk, on the toilet, wishing you all the best luck at the poker tables and at life in general

Has football lost its appeal?

I am very happy to be part of such great sommunity and it´s a real pleasure and a true honor to share this amazing poker forum with you my fellow mobsters

Yours interestingly
DamoSk

     
  21-Apr-15, 22:27   #5724
  0 
demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5999
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

Songs played on my local classic rock radio station...:

JUMP
JUMP FOR MY LOVE
JUMPIN' JACK FLASH



Big Smile

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.

     
  21-Apr-15, 23:45   #5725
  0 
pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 75 (M)
Posts: 3700
Hello all the wonderful mobbers out there, this is your friend the french Canadian from the beautiful Province of Quebec, wish a good day to each and every one.

Free does not exist.

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte.

     
  21-Apr-15, 23:53   #5726
  0 
westside1950 
Joined: Dec '13
Location: Croatia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 716
Hello all the wonderful mobbers out there, this is your friend westside, wish a good day to each and every one.

Insomnia,insomnia,insomniaaa

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general


     
  22-Apr-15, 00:43   #5727
  0 
Tony_MON7ANA 

Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 8926
Daily Horoscope: Pisces
APRIL 22, 2015
Difficult situations may arise in which you feel like you're doomed no matter what you do. Finding a working solution seems impossible due to the egos of the people involved. Even if everything looks workable on paper, this is no guarantee that things will work out in real life. Be honest and practical and make it a point not to choose sides or be biased in any way.

     
  22-Apr-15, 01:46   #5728
  0 
arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 3193
Hello all you wonderful mobsters out there reporting love from nova Scotia the weathers getting better the snow is finally melting and almost time to hit the beach in my mankini. Wosh u all the best of luck above and on top and around and under and beside the tables leaving u now will repost tomorrow gooooooooooodnight yallllll

     
  22-Apr-15, 05:23   #5729
  0 
greatgame3 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Venezuela, Bolivarian Republic of
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1042
Hello to all wonderful Mobsters, out there, I speak from Maracaibo, Zulia state in Venezuela, I wish you a good day and have luck on the poker tables.

Walking lands and communicate with different people makes discrete men.

Miguel de Cervantes

Thanks for letting me be part of this community and please excuse my English and my typing errors

Greetings from greatgame

     
  22-Apr-15, 05:28   #5730
  0 
Calmplay 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: Mauritius
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 4093
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Calmplay from Mauritius, somewhere near Paradise and Heaven writing to you, wishing best of health to each and everyone of you.

Is it Friday yet??? #feelingdrunk

If not, I am very happy to be a part of such a gr8 community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly Calmplay, somewhere near the sea, Mauritius

     
  22-Apr-15, 07:14   #5731
  0 
Skpmorita 
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 2089
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Skpmorita, writing to you, wishing a good day to each and everyone of you.

i didnt sleep last night .. i feel so bad .. dont know how can i pass this day

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly Skpmorita, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.

     
  22-Apr-15, 08:06   #5732
  0 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 10090
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend pochui from Lithuania, somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone of you:

wow @5-0 first half of total domination

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly pochui, somewhere near the sea, Lithuania.

     
  22-Apr-15, 09:51   #5733
  0 
pajalnick 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 6074
RAF leaders are considering the introduction of financial regulations in the Premier League, First Division and PFL, which will be salary cap, open the budget and complete reporting.

Intended to limit the monthly salaries of players in three age categories:

- Under the age of 21 years (in the Premier League - six figures in the First Division and PFL - five-valued)

- Have reached 21 years but have not attained 23 years of age (in the Premier League - six figures in the FNL and PFL - five-valued)

- Reaching 23 years (in the Premier League - a seven-digit figure in the First Division and PFL - six digits);

Clubs also prescribed amount of the minimum monthly plans. In the Premier League - six figures in the First Division and PFL - five-valued.

     
  22-Apr-15, 10:41   #5734
  0 
StheP 

Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 4315
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend StheP from the
beautiful city Kraljevo, from central Serbia writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!

I have first exam in 2 days... no poker these days for me Sad

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly StheP.

     
  22-Apr-15, 13:59   #5735
  0 
bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 6576
Posted by pochui:
wow @5-0 first half of total domination

Total domination sounds like an awesome snuff/fetish film. We should probably produce it in Europe.
Working title: Total Domination in Europe. We put Bayern's logo on the front and a red woman's shoe on the back of the dvd and we're set. Nobody will see it comin'

     
  22-Apr-15, 17:43   #5736
  0 
Werewolf1992 
Joined: Jan '15
Location: Hungary
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 999
Random poem:

Translations from the English

By George Starbuck

for Arthur Freeman


Pigfoot (with Aces Under) Passes

The heat’s on the hooker.
Drop’s on the lam.
Cops got Booker.
Who give a damn?

The Kid’s been had
But not me yet.
Dad’s in his pad.
No sweat.


Margaret Are You Drug

Cool it Mag.
Sure it’s a drag
With all that green flaked out.
Next thing you know they’ll be changing the color of bread.

But look, Chick,
Why panic?
Sevennyeighty years, we’ll all be dead.

Roll with it, Kid.
I did.
Give it the old benefit of the doubt.

I mean leaves
Schmeaves.
You sure you aint just feeling sorry for yourself?


Lamb

Lamb, what makes you tick?
You got a wind-up, a Battery-Powered,
A flywheel, a plug-in, or what?
You made out of real Reelfur?
You fall out the window you bust?
You shrink? Turn into a No-No?
Zip open and have pups?

I bet you better than that.
I bet you put out by some other outfit.
I bet you don’t do nothin.
I bet you somethin to eat.


Daddy Gander’s New Found Runes

Rain, rain, grow the hay.
Grow the weeds another day.
If I die before I wake,
Skip it.

Little Boy Blue come blow.
Can’t Man; learning a new instrument.
What’s with the old one? Where’d you get the new one?
Found it in a haystack Man.

Old Mother Hubbard,
Decently covered,
Went to her final reward.

She had to laugh.
Manger was half
Empty and half kennel.

Ol’ Shep. At it
Again. Livin’ on
Principal.

I fired a missile up.
It came down maybe.
Maybe it stayed up.
Things aint much like they used to be.

     
  22-Apr-15, 18:19   #5737
  0 
arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 3193
Translations from the English

By George Starbuck

for Arthur Freeman


Pigfoot (with Aces Under) Passes

The heat’s on the hooker.
Drop’s on the lam.
Cops got Booker.
Who give a damn?

The Kid’s been had
But not me yet.
Dad’s in his pad.
No sweat.


Margaret Are You Drug

Cool it Mag.
Sure it’s a drag
With all that green flaked out.
Next thing you know they’ll be changing the color of bread.

But look, Chick,
Why panic?
Sevennyeighty years, we’ll all be dead.

Roll with it, Kid.
I did.
Give it the old benefit of the doubt.

I mean leaves
Schmeaves.
You sure you aint just feeling sorry for yourself?


Lamb

Lamb, what makes you tick?
You got a wind-up, a Battery-Powered,
A flywheel, a plug-in, or what?
You made out of real Reelfur?
You fall out the window you bust?
You shrink? Turn into a No-No?
Zip open and have pups?

I bet you better than that.
I bet you put out by some other outfit.
I bet you don’t do nothin.
I bet you somethin to eat.


Daddy Gander’s New Found Runes

Rain, rain, grow the hay.
Grow the weeds another day.
If I die before I wake,
Skip it.

Little Boy Blue come blow.
Can’t Man; learning a new instrument.
What’s with the old one? Where’d you get the new one?
Found it in a haystack Man.

Old Mother Hubbard,
Decently covered,
Went to her final reward.

She had to laugh.
Manger was half
Empty and half kennel.

Ol’ Shep. At it
Again. Livin’ on
Principal.

I fired a missile up.
It came down maybe.
Maybe it stayed up.
Things aint much like they used to be

That my friend is a loooooonnnnnng poem

     
  22-Apr-15, 20:20   #5738
  0 
westside1950 
Joined: Dec '13
Location: Croatia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 716
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend westside writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!

Arda Turan just got booked away :O :O
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general


     
  22-Apr-15, 22:17   #5739
  0 
demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5999
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

Songs played on my local classic rock radio station...:

JUNGLE LOVE



Big Smile

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.

     
  22-Apr-15, 22:38   #5740
  0 
av1966 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 1693
Hello all the wonderfull mobsters out there this is your friend and fellow mobster wishing you the best luck at the poker tables and at life in general Worship Worship

Man the top dogs are on the semi-finals of champions league Worship who will win?

I am very happy to be part of such great community and it´s a real pleasure and a true honor to share this amazing poker forum with you my fellow mobsters

     
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