Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that today while walking the dog, I met a man I know, who has recently separated from his wife and has started seeing another woman.......... He was walking with this woman and I have to say that I am amazed at how similar this new woman is to the one he left!
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that the domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris) is a canid that is known as man's best friend. The dog was the first domesticated animal and has been widely kept as a working, hunting, and pet companion. According to recent coarse estimates, there are currently between 700 million and one billion dogs, making them the most abundant predators in the world.
Joined: Aug '14
Location: Germany
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 766
Today I have to testify, that I am just watching the perhaps most funniest german film ever. It is a cartoon and it is called "Werner - Beinhaart". I do not know, it a translated version existst, but if yes you should definitely watch it.
iTestify that the Golden State Warriors are an American professional basketball team based in Oakland, California. They are a member of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The team was first established in 1946 as the Philadelphia Warriors and was based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It won the championship in the inaugural season of the Basketball Association of America (BAA), the league that would eventually become the NBA after a merger with the National Basketball League (NBL) took place prior to the 1949–50 season.
In 1962, the franchise relocated to San Francisco, California, and was renamed as the San Francisco Warriors. In 1971, the team's geographic name was changed to its current moniker of Golden State Warriors. Since 1966, the team has played home games in the building currently known as the Oracle Arena and exclusively since 1972, with the exception of a one-year hiatus during which it played in San Jose, California, while the Oracle Arena was being remodeled. Along with their inaugural championship win in the 1946–47 season, the Warriors have won two others in the team's history, including another in Philadelphia after the 1955–56 season, and one as Golden State after the 1974–75 season, tying them for 5th in the NBA in number of championships.
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 80 (M)
Posts: 3700
I testify that i am playing my first freeroll oe the year.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte, From the beautifull province of Québec in Canada.
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 1703
I testify that:
The new year so far is to cold here in Portugal not the kind of cold that some of you guys are accustomed Here in Portugal minimal temperatures close to zero degrees is freezing cold
So the only way to support this freezing cold is to stay indoors and play some poker
Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 8946
I hereby regretfully testify that flight 604, a Boeing 737 owned by Flash Airlines, an Egyptian airliner, plunged into the Red Sea, killing all 148 people on board on January 3 2004.
Weather was perfect (excellent visibility, 17 degrees C and a light breeze) when Flash Air flight 604 departed the Red Sea resort of Sharm el Sheikh for a flight to Paris-CDG with an intermediate stop at Cairo. On board were 135, mostly French, holidaymakers who were heading home.
At 04:38 the flight was cleared to taxi to runway 22R for departure. After takeoff, at 04:42, the plane climbed and maneuvered for a procedural left turn to intercept the 306 radial from the Sharm el-Sheikh VOR station. When the autopilot was engaged the captain made an exclamation and the autopilot was immediately switched off again. The captain then requested Heading Select to be engaged. The plane then began to bank to the right. The copilot then warned the captain a few times about the fact that the bank angle was increasing. At a bank angle of 40 degrees to the right the captain stated "OK come out". The ailerons returned briefly to neutral before additional aileron movements commanded an increase in the right bank.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify...
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
I am very sad right now. Just lost my entire bankroll. My fullhouse got beat by quad 3's
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that I hate it when Holidays end and reality returns....
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Oct '14
Location: Germany
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 429
I have to testify, that I have been a big fan of wrestling when I was a little boy. At that time it was still called WWF (World Wrestling Federation). Then they called it WCW and I have no idea how it is called nowadays.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that Thomas Tuchel (born 29 August 1973) is a former German footballer and manager. Tuchel began his coaching career in 2000 as head coach of the Under 19 of VfB Stuttgart. After five years he returned to his former club FC Augsburg, where he worked as youth team co-ordinator for three years.
iTestify that the Los Angeles Clippers are an American professional basketball team based in Los Angeles, California. The Clippers are a member of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Clippers play their home games at the Staples Center, an arena shared with the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA, the Los Angeles Sparks of the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA), and the Los Angeles Kings of the National Hockey League (NHL).
The franchise was founded in 1970 as the Buffalo Braves, one of three expansion teams to join the NBA that year. The Braves moved from Buffalo, New York to San Diego, California in 1978 and became known as the San Diego Clippers. In 1984, the Clippers moved to Los Angeles. Through much of its history, the franchise failed to see significant regular season or playoff success. The Clippers are frequently seen as an example of a perennial loser in American professional sports, drawing unfavorable comparisons to the historically successful Lakers, with whom they have shared a market since 1984 and an arena since 1999.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that it is really annoying when a big stack wins with a ridiculous hand on the river, especially when that hand was way behind to that point and bingo calling was the winner of the day. It also makes me smile that this happens cos it makes us remember our cards are never invincible until the river has flown! (Or is it flowed?)
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 1703
I testify that :
I do not have anything to testify because : First did not see what seemed an accident Second did not see the dead body that looked murdered Third not heard the sound of a shot Fourth I'm almost blind and deaf myopic and suffer from amenesia
SO CAN´T BE A EYEWITNESS
GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE MOBSTERS OUT THERE GRINDING THE TABLES
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 80 (M)
Posts: 3700
I testify that i lost a flush beaten by a straight flush.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte, From the beautifull province of Québec in Canada.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify...
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
I like the taste of diet pop
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that I won TWICE out of 4 tries on the Calendar tonight...! 100 Mob Draw tics,...and 50 Safe Shots... : )
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 8946
I testify that on January 4, 1974 President Richard Nixon refused to hand over tapes of white house conversations that had been subpoenaed by the Senate Watergate Committee. After the appointment of a new special prosecutor in the case, Nixon eventually agreed to release edited transcripts of the tapes, claimed that sensitive national security information needed to be erased. Sam J. Irving, Jr. D.N.C. took Richard Nixon to court. Over 500 tapes as well as several hundred written documents were sought as evidence regarding this case. When the Supreme Court ruled that the executive privileges of the tapes were in fact void, Nixon was forced to surrender the materials.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify...
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
In the last two weeks I have watched 5 full seasons of "The West Wing" on netflix. I do enjoy the show a great deal, It is a shame it was cancelled.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
Joined: Aug '14
Location: Germany
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 766
I testify, that I am a little bit scared right now. I have just read a post of someone who ran into a health issue because he was smoking heavily, as I am doing myself. He managed to stop smoking, which is something I am just not able to achieve.
