iTestify that I was just recently arriving back from the State of Cannabia, where I met the one and only ruler of the Kingdom: His Majesty pochui, The Smoked, First of His Name and The Last Who Will Pass The Joint Around or Jump Around, Jump Around, Jump-Jump-Jump... He invited me to be part of his weekly celebration of flashfaust friday with weed, hemp, alcohol and some inevitable dead fish ('cuz this jubilee has its roots in Japan) and I have to tell you he didn't disappoint me one bit. The rest I can't remember though.
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that I rarely drink,...but I have a taste to knock off a 26er of Khalua... : D
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
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I TESTIFY that since the first day of this glorious year of our lord, two thousand and fifteen, that I have not taken one alcoholic drink. Do I feel better for it? In one way yes! In another, no. I miss the hazy feeling of intoxication that blurs the cr@p in the world, but don't miss the heavy feeling the next day!
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Posted by bowie1984: iTestify that I was just recently arriving back from the State of Cannabia, where I met the one and only ruler of the Kingdom: His Majesty pochui, The Smoked, First of His Name and The Last Who Will Pass The Joint Around or Jump Around, Jump Around, Jump-Jump-Jump... He invited me to be part of his weekly celebration of flashfaust friday with weed, hemp, alcohol and some inevitable dead fish ('cuz this jubilee has its roots in Japan) and I have to tell you he didn't disappoint me one bit. The rest I can't remember though.
boobs, you forgot that were lots of boobs... no flashfaust friday is possible without pouring alcohol on boobs and licking it (since good stuff cannot go to waste)
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I testify that Kevin Michael Costner (born January 18, 1955) is an American actor, singer, producer and director. He has won two Academy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and one Emmy Award, and has been nominated for three BAFTA (British Academy of Film and Television Arts) Awards. Costner's notable roles include Eliot Ness in The Untouchables, Crash Davis in Bull Durham, Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams, Lt. John J. Dunbar in Dances with Wolves, Jim Garrison in JFK, Robin Hood in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Frank Farmer in The Bodyguard and Jonathan Kent in Man of Steel. Less well-liked were the science fiction-post-apocalyptic epics Waterworld (1995) and The Postman (1997), the latter starring, directed and produced by Costner.
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I testify that anatomy is awesome
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Posted by pochui: boobs, you forgot that were lots of boobs... no flashfaust friday is possible without pouring alcohol on boobs and licking it (since good stuff cannot go to waste)
Oh, did I forget to mention there were beewbs? Well, iTestify that on friday there were lost of boobs around us. On the bus, on the metro, on the train, in the car - everywhere. Slappy big titties, all-naturals, luftballons, basketballs and melons - basicly we were in BeebwsLand all night long. All Night Long, I mean literally all night long...
Boobs, best thing on Earth since the chocolate chip cookies.
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I testify that today wasn't my best day. Things just aren't getting better like they should have. Tuesday will be an oimportant day. Wish me luck, on all fronts. If all goes well I will finally have something to look for career wise. Wish everyone a great day at the tables and in life in general
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that eBay is a great idea and a wonderful place to sell stuff....!!! : D
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
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Hello fellow mobster It´s a pleasure and a trully honor to be part of such grat community Mybest regards to all of the forum regulars and hpoe that lady luck will back you all up at the poker tables From Portugal I salute every forum member Don´t forget be happy and enjoy life
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G'day mates
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
I am looking forward to tomorrow. I am getting some homemade chilli delivered to me. I love chilli.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
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I'd like to testify that Janis Lyn Joplin (January 19, 1943 – October 4, 1970) was an American singer-songwriter who first rose to fame in the late 1960s as the lead singer of the psychedelic-acid rock band Big Brother and the Holding Company, and later as a solo artist with her own backing groups, The Kozmic Blues Band and The Full Tilt Boogie Band. Her first ever large scale public performance was at the Monterey Pop Festival; this led her to becoming very popular and one of the major attractions at the Woodstock festival and the Festival Express train tour. Joplin charted five singles; other popular songs include: "Down on Me"; "Summertime"; "Piece of My Heart"; "Ball 'n' Chain"; "Maybe"; "To Love Somebody"; "Kozmic Blues"; "Work Me, Lord"; "Cry Baby"; "Mercedes Benz"; and her only number one hit, "Me and Bobby McGee".
Following a long struggle with substance abuse, Joplin died from an accidental heroin overdose on October 4, 1970, at a hotel in Hollywood's Landmark Hotel. Completed by Joplin's producer, Pearl was released in 1971 and quickly became a hit. The single "Me and Bobby McGee," written by Kris Kristofferson, a former love of Joplin's, reached the top of the charts.
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G'day mates
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
It is 5:18 am locally here in Fredericton. I should be asleep in my bed but I can not sleep. So I find myself up and trying to think of things to do until I can once again find sleep.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
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i testify that Concrete, bricks, asphalt—we encounter these materials daily without ever really giving much thought to the fact that they’re actually pumping huge amounts of CO2 into our air due to their energy-intensive creation processes.
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Posted by bowie1984: Boobs, best thing on Earth since the chocolate chip cookies.
iTestify that I could not friggin wait 4 this years Star Wars movie to be open in movietheatres everywhere around the world. Probably will be suck1ng balls 'cuz everybody know Mr. Lensflare himself, JJ Abrams cannot direct a goddamn Pampers commercial properly, but anything after the special editions and the dreadful prequels will be a breath of fresh air for this franchise. I need muh weekly 'dork side of the force' fix already.
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I TESTIFY that amnesia is a widely experienced condition relating to.......... Sh1t! Don't ya just hate it when you can't remember something? I knew exactly what I was about to say and it just went clear out of my.......... My .......... Darn........... What do you mean it's happened again? What's happened again?
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend roeish from somewhere in the mediteranian writing to you, wishing best of health to each and everyone of you.
I testify that I'm stealing jokes from boring people
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly roeish3, somewhere in the mediteranian
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that the lengthening of the days is very apparent now...! : D
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
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I testify, that I have not done very much today. I got up at quarter to one, smoked a cigarette and played some poker. After that I had something to eat and watched TV. And now I am once again playing poker and talking about it.
